Friday, December 23, 2011

Ee-yore


Although I do not have the reference, I believe that I once read that “e” is the most frequently used letter in the English language. I suspect that data was generated before texting became so prevalent and popular, but nevertheless the importance of “e” for effective and efficient transmission of thoughts and concepts should not be overlooked. “E” is an essential element for earnest erudition. How else can one learn if the essence of the educational tools has been excised or eliminated? The fifth letter is an exalted one that exceedingly enhances every English-language effort for efficacious communication.

The title of this column, ”Ee-yore,” elicits the image of a donkey. The beast that carried the Savior and the loyal friend of Pooh were representatives of that species. Never ebullient but always even tempered, the donkey is the epitome of everlasting endurance. Plodding onward with its exceptional cargo the donkey is an excellent example of faithful service. Although not especially swift, the donkey is a sure-footed example of everlasting diligence…..just like the “e.”   


The “E” as you may notice has a musical legacy. The Everly Brothers cover the Rick James and Smokey Robinson “Ebony Eyes.” “E” is so pervasive and entropic that you can entrust your essential essence to it for epochs or eons. Ethics, ethos and etiquette are extremely valuable in an equitable society that seeks to endure for many eras. When one is enveloped in error-prone environment, “E” can ensure an easy escape. If you err and take “e” for granted, perhaps you may have an epiphany and equate “e” with alphabetical equilibrium. Yes, “e” encompasses endearing balance as it energizes and enables consonants with enhancements that allow them to exceed their guttural simplicity when the vital vowel empowers them. Little “e” edifies consonants so that they become extremely enamored with their communication mission. “E” is a happy vowel as evidenced by its eternal effervescent energy. But “e” can also express excessive fright as in “eek!” when one encounters an unexpected interloper or rodent. If you find yourself in need of an “e” to complete a thought, you might peek in the weeds because the letter sometimes hides.

This is the third column this week that may appear to have a nonsensical purpose, but I assure you that tomorrow (Sat.) the Littlestuff Weekender will clarify the matter.

By the way, I’ll be sitting in for Fred Levebre and the Morning News on 1370 WSPD, Toledo Tuesday through Friday next week (27th thru 30th)…6:00-9:00am every day.  www.wspd.com


         

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